Men's Fashion Trends That Need to Die
From Cosmopolitan
Dear Fashion,
Y'all're tired. Information technology's time to retire some of your old means and do what you are supposed to do best: move forrard. Here are 10 trends y'all should seriously consider maxim good-bye to in 2017.
1. Mom Jeans
It seems similar "mode insiders" are always trying to push some weird frumpy agenda by championing the most unflattering clothes they can discover, especially in denim.
two. Fur Slippers
These shoes are like a giant middle finger to anyone who isn't ridiculously loaded. It's like they're proverb, "I'grand so rich, I can not only afford to walk on fur, I tin can let it drag on the footing around me." Also, they're only so freaking ugly. Blegh!
3. Cold-Shoulder Tops
Off-the-shoulder is great - information technology's sexy and flattering - but cold shoulder but looks like you cut some holes in your superlative for no practiced reason. Is it supposed to be sexy? Who is turned on by a peek-a-boo shoulder joint? Designers, end ruining perfectly good tops and dresses, please!
four. Luxury Bags With Faces
When Fendi first started making these funny critter bags a few years ago, people went nuts for them. How could yous not? They were so beautiful and unexpected. A funny little novelty bag should not price $2,000 though. That's only incorrect.
5. Unicorn Everything
2016 was the year of the unicorn. We had unicorn hair, unicorn bagels, unicorn cakes. Scientists even discovered evidence that real unicorns one time roamed the earth. Those real unicorns died out a long fourth dimension ago though. Here'southward hoping this ubiquitous trend follows arrange by 2017.
vi. Kanye West Fashion Shows
It's difficult to say which is more tedious: Kanye West'southward "fashion shows" or the manner fashion people mutter about having to go to them.
7. Lace-Up Body Suits
They used to be sexy and cool, merely now they just feel tired. Bodysuits are withal fine - they're functional and totally beautiful - and the whole lace-upward trend still has some legs; it's merely this particular combo that really needs to take a balance. A long, long rest.
viii. Slips Over T-Shirts
This is 1 '90s trend that could stand to become back where it came from. It was cool for a minute, but now it only feels afflicted. Habiliment the sideslip. Wear the T-shirt. Just skip the self-conscious layering.
9. High-End Tour Merch
Recall when Justin Bieber decided to sell his Purpose Tour merch at Barneys for hundreds of dollars? The crazy affair is, people actually bought it. They were obsessed. $ane,250 denim jackets with "Purpose Bout" screen printed on the back sold out in days. WTF, people?! Tour merch should not cost that much. It's insane. Bieber should be aback of himself, as should anyone shelling out for that crap. When the revolution comes, the owners of Bieber's loftier-mode tour merch volition not be spared.
10. Fettle Trackers
They are only and so ugly and unnecessary. If you want to live a healthier life, so drink more water, eat more vegetables, actually exercise, and go to bed instead of staying up all night rampage-watching Netflix. If you want to waste a hundred dollars on a hideous bracelet that ruins your outfit and screams, "Look at me, world! I'm counting my steps!" then get a fitness tracker.
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